Wanted: Toilet Paper Culprit

I've always joked there was a black hole for socks. It doesn't matter if all of your socks are in pairs when they go into the laundry hamper, because sometimes by the time they come out of the wash, they are lost to society and will never be seen again.
      Do Black Holes for socks exist? Absolutely... but I never thought there was a black hole for Toilet Paper.  However, Apparently at this moment in time there is one and it has visited our apartment. We have managed to misplace a package of 6 large rolls of charmin toilet paper in our 800 square foot apartment.

Don't ask me how. We've checked the few cupboards and closets we have.... under the bed, under the sink,  in the washing machine, checked our cars to be safe, checked our receipts to make sure we did in fact actually buy toilet paper and that it was not a figment of our imaginations, Honest to Goodness we even checked the dishwasher, refrigerator, and stored luggage, .... but to no avail.  If it wasn't the good kind of toilet paper, maybe I wouldn't be so distraught.