I'm pretty sure I know my address.

Phone Call:
Me: "Hello?"
Operator: "Is Mrs. Wyson Wright?"
Me: "This is Dana, yes.  Can I help you?"
Operator: "Yes, We are calling to update your address for your DHL package.  What is it?"
Me: ..... (List my address).......
Operator: "Oh. Well that's what we have here and it says that your address doesn't exist.  Are you sure that's your address?  Have you lived there very long?"
Me:  "Yes Ma'am.  I am sure that is my address.  I have lived here for about a year and a half now and I'm pretty sure USPS, UPS, and FedEx have delivered all of my packages without any difficulty."
Operator: "Well, apparently our driver was out today with your package for delivery and told us the address didn't exist.  How do you get there?"
Me: (thinking: ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!!)... and then I proceed to give them directions from the Hogle Zoo
Operator: "Okay.  I am sorry about the inconvenience... Your package 'should' be delivered tomorrow."
Me:  "My package was upgraded to overnight shipping by the company on THURSDAY.  It is now Monday and you are telling me it 'SHOULD' be here tomorrow?"
Operator:  "Yes, that is right.  I am including your number in the notes in case the driver has any further complications."
.................... YOU ARE KILLING ME DHL!!!!  I WANT MY NEW LENS.  WOW...... I couldn't even be upset during the conversation because I was on the border of pseudobulbar laughing (or perhaps crying) the entire time because I couldn't believe that I was REALLY having that Conversation.  Sheesh!